Neco pro anglictinare (s matematickym backgroundem) :-)
Napsal: 18 pro 2007, 09:44
So, after the flood, Noah tells all the animals to "be fruitful and
multiply!"
He wanders around, and the rabbits are screwing like rabbits, the minks
are screwing like minks, and the elephants are... well, doing whatever
elephants do.
Then he comes and sees some snakes, and they're not doing the nasty.
Noah asks them what's wrong, and they say "We're adders!"
So Noah goes away and thinks. He then comes back, cuts down a couple of
trees, and makes picnic tables from the logs. He tells the snakes to
hang out there, and goes away.
A few hours later, he comes back and sees that the snakes are getting it
on, which just goes to prove...
Even adders can multiply using log tables!
multiply!"
He wanders around, and the rabbits are screwing like rabbits, the minks
are screwing like minks, and the elephants are... well, doing whatever
elephants do.
Then he comes and sees some snakes, and they're not doing the nasty.
Noah asks them what's wrong, and they say "We're adders!"
So Noah goes away and thinks. He then comes back, cuts down a couple of
trees, and makes picnic tables from the logs. He tells the snakes to
hang out there, and goes away.
A few hours later, he comes back and sees that the snakes are getting it
on, which just goes to prove...
Even adders can multiply using log tables!
Navrhuji jako pravidelnou 'feature' kazdy patek..takze zacnete syslit...nebo syslat...? zkratka hromadit a v patek to dame na forum...co vy na to?
